February 19, 2021
In a dramatic press conference in Sissylover research facility today, Doctors announced that treatments with human sperm have shown dramatic results in fighting the Wuhan corona virus.
“We’ve known for a long time what an amazing substance male sperm is, with many rejuvenating properties,” Dr. Ima Kumhund of the Sissylover Institute for the Study of Sperm (SISS) said in a morning press conference, “It creates life, so it’s not surprising that it should be curative too.”
Dr. Kumhund noted that two main enzymes found within sperm, the Hyaluronidase and Acrosin enzymes, have anti-covid effects by reverting virus into breakable molecules.
“Seventy-five percent of patients treated with male sperm reported a positive outcome,” Dr. Kumhund continued. “95% of female patients were completely cured, while 72% of male patients were cured for short period. ” It is yet unknown while male patients are not completely cured as of yet Dr. Kumhund recommends recurring dosage of 5ml sperm weekly.
Dr. Kumhund cautioned: “The amount of ejaculate varies between men, and even between each of their loads. What you might not be aware of is the difference in potency, these enzymes although present in all sperm, are much more abundant in what is stereotypically called ‘Alpha-males’.”
Quick and effective method
Doctors also announced a revolutionary new method for administering the treatment, which requires internal injection of the sperm deep into the rectum, rather than with a needle into the buttocks, as is common with other medications.
“This method speeds absorption and lasts up to 15 days “ reported Dr. Han Johb, Director of Clinical Studies, “and patients responded surprisingly well to the new delivery method. Perhaps a little pain at first for some, but then the majority of male patients found it rather enjoyable.”
However, this method comes with a cost of 1000$ but can be also done by another (preferably alpha) male’s direct insertion and ejaculation to recipient.
Since, we do not know when the pandemic is over it is recommended to learn to enjoy anal insertion by taking anal class. To be extra cautious and have anus semination more often than biweekly we have a class to make you an expert in emptying alpha’s balls from semen
Doctor Johb did report mixed results on another delivery method currently being tested, injecting the sperm directly into the throat of the patient. “The throat is very close to the lungs where the virus is centered, and theoretically this method should be more effective.
Dr. Johb cautioned: “With the rate of decay starting immediately after leaving the testies, the sooner that it’s ingested the stronger the dosage will be. Because of this we’re recommending that each dosage be consumed within 3 seconds of ejaculation.”
Since we need to take into consideration where the sperm is coming from in order to properly gauge the necessary dosage, and the fact that we are in the middle of a pandemic, with ever changing rules and regulations on isolation orders, our current recommendation is that every student should be consuming a minimum of 3 doses of their own cum loads a week ejaculated directly into mouth.
3 doses may sound repulsive at first. Therefore, we recommend taking 5 day assignment to cope with swallowing sperm
Alternatively, those of you who have a male donor, or when it is safe for you to do so, this should be replaced with a minimum of 1 male sperm load taken orally once a week or anally biweekly
As to the differences in outcomes between female and males, Dr. Johb commented: “We are looking at other variables to determine why some males did well, and others not. Some males seem to welcome the treatment, while others resist.”
The Institute plans a larger phase II trial beginning next week.
- Cum consumed orally within 3 seconds of ejaculation can help fight and prevent the Corona Virus for up to 7 days.
- There are no known side –effects or limitations on dosages.
- Alpha-Male Cum is more potent than a sissy’s cum, and is preferred whenever possible.
- Anal insertion is more effective
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